GO at 1. As they're preparing to fire the LM engines for the corridor-control burn, one of the scientists who designed the LM keeps warning Gene Krantz that the lunar module wasn't intended to do stuff like this, he can't guarantee it will work. "Tell me this isn't a government operation.". After that outburst, Kranz sardonically says to him "I guess you get to keep your job," calling back to their earlier conversation where Kranz told him that he won't hold him responsible. Apollo 11, this is Houston. Still, it was classified as a "successful failure" because of the experience gained in rescuing the crew. The man's response of "you betcha!" 13, Houston. Trajectory is good; thrust is good. 00 05 13 26 LMP Houston, Apollo 11. I knew it! Communications Transcripts: Mercury Through Apollo. 13, Houston. Apollo 13 Script PDF - [9-23-94] at Script Fly ($) Apollo 13 Script PDF - 4th Rev 11-17-94 at Script Fly ($) Apollo 13 Transcript at Script-O-Rama; Apollo 13 Transcript at scripts.com; Note: Multiple links are listed since (a) different versions exist and (b) many scripts posted become unavailable over time. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Funny/Apollo13. Based on the book "Lost Moon: The Perilous Voyage of Apollo 13" by Jim Lovell. You're looking perfect. 04 06 13 14 LMP Yes. Coming up 5 minutes. That whistling sound? During the Transposition and Docking maneuver (flipping the CSM around and docking nose-to-nose with the LM), the Odyssey isn't lined up perfectly, so the drogue scrapes noisily against the docking collar on the Aquarius. If you'll give us ACC EPT and stay in P00, we'll set your trunnion bias to zero. Stand by for mode I Charlie. Read the original story of Apollo 13: The third lunar landing mission, aborted due to an onboard explosion, but deemed a “successful failure” due to the safe return of the crew. We show the cabin relieving. North American Rockwell had a similar sense of humor about it and reminded Grumman that the Command and Service Module had "ferried" the Lunar Module to the Moon previously without payment, and it would be a good idea to just call it even. When the astronauts asked for the position of the S-IVB to check if the UFO they were seeing outside could have been it – even though it was “left behind” two days prior to … The Apollo 11 incident and the conversation about the S-IVB (Saturns third stage rocket) is now very known. The Fra Mauro site was reassigned to Apollo 14. Both spacecraft landed safely and on schedule. Launch: Saturday, April 11, 1970 at 13:13 CST. On Halloween, Barbara Lovell, the eldest daughter, wants to dress like a hippie, much to Marilyn's disapproval. Apollo 13 was the seventh crewed mission in the Apollo space program and the third meant to land on the Moon.The craft was launched from Kennedy Space Center on April 11, 1970, but the lunar landing was aborted after an oxygen tank in the service module (SM) failed two days into the mission. This is Apollo Control at 104 hours, 11 minutes. Ironically, firing the LM descent engine while still attached to the CSM had been performed on the Apollo 9 mission, so the Grumman engineer should have known it would work all along. In real life, a Grumman engineer forwarded to North American Aviation, the builders of the Command and Service Module, a "towing invoice" including charges for mileage and "extra person in room" (CMP Swigert, who never should have gone in the Lunar Module during a normal mission) for. And the follow-up: Kranz informs Swigert that no less than President Nixon has granted him an extension on his returns, "since you are most definitely out of the country. The crew instead looped around the Moon, and returned safely to Earth on April 17. As the crew begins to prep for its re-entry, we briefly glimpse a piece of paper over a panel in the cockpit, simply marked "NO!". Apollo 13 now 155,111 nautical miles from Earth. That transcripts of every word uttered by every crew member on every Apollo flight just shows how serious the government was about getting to the … The Fra Mauro site was reassigned to Apollo 14. Transcript. jettison the LEM with the other two men still inside, appropriately, it immediately breaks on him, They actually did talk about the income tax thing during the mission, "YES! When Ken Mattingly first speaks to the crew after being grounded due to fears of getting measles: After he successfully guides Swigert through the power-up procedure: "Get ready for a little jolt, fellas!" As Kranz starts the meeting in the discussion room, he brings up an overhead projector, turns it on...and. Search. An explosion on board forced Apollo 13 to circle the moon without landing. And a heartwarmer/tearjerker combo - Blanche had not been told about what was going on, to spare her the anxiety. 00 05 13 19 CDR You got it. Drifting more than 200,000 miles from Earth, t 35.0m members in the funny community. We confirm skirt SEP. Roger. Another example by which the space program can have obvious or hidden effects on Western civilization can be observed through a transcript of the events surrounding the Apollo 13 mission. 00 05 13 03 CDR Go ahead. Apollo-Soyuz Test Project The Apollo-Soyuz Test Project joined two nations in space for the first time in history. And, I have a plan for balancing your oxygen CRYO's. An explosion on board forced Apollo 13 to circle the moon without landing. Armstrong and Aldrin were assigned to her by Marylin Lovell to prevent her from finding out, either from the other guests or by the news reports. Apollo 13 (1995) by William Broyles Jr. and Al Reinert. 04 06 13 06 CDR Yes. APOLO. TITLE: APOLLO 1 PRE-LAUNCH TEST - CAPE KENNEDY, FLORDIA - JANUARY 27, 1967 MAN'S VOICE (on comm) - Flight. The other thing about “Apollo 13” that’s really nice is that my wife and I’s lucky number is 13. The Mission Transcript Collection includes scanned transcripts from recorded air-to-ground transmissions and from tapes recording the words of the astronauts while onboard the Mercury through Apollo missions. This is especially true of Apollo 13. TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. "Well, gentlemen, I suggest you figure out how to put a square peg in a round hole. Astronauts Lovell, Haise and Swigert were scheduled to fly Apollo 14, but are moved up to 13. Pete Conrad, just as much a joker in the film as in real life, yelling at the TV for Neil Armstrong to abort his moonwalk at the last minute, and calling Armstrong's historic mission a dress rehearsal for his upcoming Apollo 12 flight. John Young coming to wake up Ken Mattingly in his apartment, after Mattingly took his phone off the hook: The sequence showing how you urinate in space (which Jim wishes they could show on the news special they're about to film). The Apollo 13 Command Module splashed down in the Pacific Ocean near Samoa on July 11, 1970. Skip navigation Sign in. Over. Sounds like – you know, outer-space-type music. And when they finally reach them, an overwhelmed Mary tells them "Oh, we're very proud, we're very happy, and we're thrilled.". Inboard. A page for describing Funny: Apollo 13. 6.7k votes, 143 comments. The little red lines are right on the little white lines down here. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Apollo 13 (1995) movie script by William Broyles Jr. and Al Reinert. It went terribly wrong. Apollo 13 was supposed to land in the Fra Mauro area. 13, Houston. The two craft docked on July 17, 1975, and conducted joint operations for two full days. Apollo 13 Transcripts . 04 06 13 14 LMP Yes. Apollo 11 Lunar Landing NASA Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong Moon Landing 1969 - YouTube They have also powered down the LM Aquarius' systems, including the guidance computer. We confirm inboard out, 13. That whistling sound? For those interested 414-AAA TRACK-3 is the Air To Ground track for before and during the accident. Over. You hear that? Another funny moment from Blanche is when she is trying to watch 13’s live broadcast from her nursing home, which had been cancelled: When the Flight Surgeon at Mission Control begins to freak out when Lovell's bio readings flatline, followed by Haise and Swigert (they just removed their sensors in a fit of cabin fever). 04 06 13 06 CDR Yes. Haise and Lovell look over at Swigert with a mixture of concern that he might be having trouble, and annoyance that this rookie is scratching up the spaceship. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. Say your – – 04 06 13 12 CMP Did you hear that whistling sound, too? A few hours earlier, after their slingshot around the Moon, the crew performed the PC+2 burn to gain further speed and hasten their landing to approximately 142 hours GET. Sounds like – you know, outer-space-type music. 13, Houston. We are an hour and 18 minutes away from the nominal midcourse burn time. Transcript. Upon meeting them, she asks, ". Apollo 13 go for launch, Apollo 13 rocket launching scene from the movie "Apollo 13" 1995. I recently came across the transcript for the famous Apollo 13 mission to the moon that almost ended in disaster when an oxygen tank on board exploded. 04 06 13 07 I2_P Whoooooo. ", When Jim Lovell's elderly mother Blanche is at the Lovell home, Marilyn has two men to keep her company while watching news coverage. Say your – – 04 06 13 12 CMP Did you hear that whistling sound, too? The mission's … Apollo 10 transcript. The golden urine spray is instantly christened "Constellation Urion" (which they pronounce. A Russian Soyuz launched on July 15, 1975, followed by the U.S. Apollo launch on the same day. Velocity is 4,399 feet per second. APOLO song HappyBirthdaySinger. Apollo 13 Technical Air-to-Ground Transcript Raw PDF document courtesy Stephen Garber (NASA HQ) and Glen Swanson (JSC) ( 21 Mb PDF) Plain Text Format by Heiko Kueffen ( 1 Mb txt) This is the raw transcript provided by … Key moment The inboard engine cuts out two minutes early: Synopsis: Based on the true story of the ill-fated 13th Apollo mission bound for the moon. We did all these different procedures to try and have children until my wife said, finally, that she couldn’t do it any more. Destination: the moon. Here's what happened. Even better, he's a contractor from Grumman Aircraft Corporation (nicknamed the "Grumman Iron Works" for their planes' legendary durability and reliability), who designed the LEM. Listening to the voices can not only correct these errors but also give an insight into the emotions going on at the time. 13, Houston. You are GO at 4 minutes. On the DVD commentary director Ron Howard says his brother Clint, who played Sy and had trouble with the IRS ad-libbed the line! Apollo 13 was to be the third lunar landing attempt, but the mission was aborted after rupture of service module oxygen tank. They'll jump on him!" *BAM* *crunch*, Kevin Bacon's expression as his face is slammed forward is a particularly funny. 04 06 13 02 LMP That music even sounds outer-spacey, doesn’t it? Apollo 13 was supposed to land in the Fra Mauro area. Apollo 13 The true story of technical troubles that scuttle the Apollo 13 lunar mission in 1971, risking the lives of astronaut Jim Lovell and his crew, with the failed journey turning into a thrilling saga of heroism. You're looking good. ", On Jim and Marilyn Lovell's commentary track, they crack up laughing at this line, and you most likely, After the liftoff, as reporters run towards them, Marilyn advises Mary Haise by saying "Remember: You're proud, happy and thrilled.". Also counts as a tearjerker - Blanche Lovell had severe Alzheimer's Disease. elicits a sly smile out of Kranz. 04 06 13 02 LMP That music even sounds outer-spacy, doesn’t it? Houston, We HAVE A Problem, Houston, We HAD A Problem, Houston, We've Had a problem" Houston, We HAVE HAD A … Looking good. Exactly 43 years ago, on April 11, 1970, Apollo 13 blasted off from Cape Canaveral. When all three men get back in the cockpit, Jim asks Jack about the note; Jack admits that he was getting "kinda punchy" and didn't want to accidentally. But as Jim is telling Marilyn he's been named flight commander of Apollo 13: Also funny is how Ron Howard says on the DVD commentary that the above conversation was a typical vignette taken from the Howard household. You hear that? Lovell and Conrad were test pilots together at Pax River, where Conrad gave him the call-sign. Funny Happy Birthday APOLLO. And we had tried for about four years to have a baby and we couldn’t. She couldn’t do the process anymore. Which do you remember? I decided to clean it up a bit and see if I could find anything interesting. 13, Houston. Guidance is good, and the CMC is GO. Apollo 13 is 10 hours into the fourth day of the abortive mission. It's 1970, and The US has already achieved their lunar landing goal, so there's little interest in this "routine" flight.. until that is, things go very wrong, and prospects of a safe return fade. Apollo 13 Transcript. 13, Houston. Apollo 10 transcript. 04 06 13 07 I2_P Whoooooo. Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. Who are those two men? How 'bout that LEM, huh?! The printed transcripts help but there are numerous errors in them. 2ND MAN'S VOICE (on comm) 00 05 13 05 CC Roger. Read the original story of Apollo 13: The third lunar landing mission, aborted due to an onboard explosion, but deemed a “successful failure” due to the safe return of the crew. Over. When Jim Lovell's elderly mother Blanche is at the Lovell home, Marilyn has two men to keep her company while … When Swigert tells what he thinks is a watching worldwide audience that he forgot to file his income tax return, EECOM controller Sy Liebergot down in Mission in Control turns to the others and says seriously "That's no joke. It was rescue crews on the USS Iwo Jima that picked up the three astronauts. "Houston, we have a problem" is a popular but erroneous quotation from the radio communications between the Apollo 13 astronaut John ("Jack") Swigert and the NASA Mission Control Center ("Houston") during the Apollo 13 spaceflight in 1970, as the astronauts communicated their discovery of the explosion that crippled their spacecraft. I recently saw a movie "Apollo 13" and i was surprised how many jokes there were.And when i watch the usual documentaries about the space program , the people on the radio are always serious.So were these jokes mostly added by hollywood or were these people really that funny ? A transcript of the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, manned by commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan, and command module pilot John Young, is reminiscent of the classic scene in "Caddyshack" in which a candy bar is mistaken for a "doodie." At five and a half minutes after liftoff, Swigert, Haise, and Lovell felt a little vibration. Stand by for S-IVB to COI capability. As a side note, one fun little fact about the movie Apollo 13 is that the real Jim and Marilyn Lovell made their way into the movie. 00 05 13 21 CC Roger. We have the crew crossing gantry for capsule ingress. Tower JETT; mode II, Jim. 'HappyBirthdaySinger' sings a HAPPY BIRTHDAY song to APOLLO. 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