The Halloween names (such as "Blood Curdling Cartwright") return to the closing credits. BROSNAN: Isn't it just? The whole thing feels like a bit from a rejected Family Guy spec script. We really get to keep these fruit baskets? Written By Blood splatters all over the kitchen. Then the ends of the table lift up, sliding Homer into the garbage disposal. The Ultrahouse says it thinks that Homer went to work early, which makes her suspicious: "That sounds like a lie." However (possibly due to his not being too specific), the spell zaps Bart instead of Montymort, scorching Bart and charring the wand. The gypsy in the shop begins to tell Marge's fortune, but is interrupted by the late arrival of Homer, who calls the gypsy a fake and a fraud. The episode opens with the Simpsons in their Halloween costumes with Homer dressed as Bender, Maggie as Charlie Chaplin, Lisa as a recycle-bin and Bart as a pterodactyl visiting a Christmas tree lot early on Halloween, only to be locked in and ambushed by Sideshow Bob, the leprechaun from Treehouse of Horror XII, the ghost of Frank Grimes, and Kang. I'm merely a pile of circuits and microchips. For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. "The Simpsons" Treehouse of Horror XII (TV Episode 2001) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. The best thing about a gypsy wedding is I'm not the hairiest woman here. The Simpsons - Season 13: Treehouse of Horror XII - On Halloween, the Simpsons are menaced by a computer controlling an automated house; a gypsy curses Homer; Lisa and Bart find themselves in a Harry Potter-like adventure. (SPORTS FANS CHEERING ON TV) Alacazzi-dragonfly! A fortune teller? (THUNDER RUMBLING) Hurry, Smithers! (EXCLAIMING) Mr. Movie Star gets to park right next to the stage. Welcome to The Collected Treehouse of Horror III, featuring The Simpsons Annual Treehouse of Horrors III, VI, IX, XII, XV, and XVIII. (BEEPING) (SCREAMING) Good morning, Marge. The scene shifts to the Spinster City Apartments where the reassembled Ultrahouse CPU has been set up in the living room. (ALL SCREAMING) (GROANING) So, it is noticeable. (ALL SCREAMING) Hey, we stayed for your kids. Out of jealousy and spite, Bart readily agrees. my enchanted shin! As it turns out, he's found Montymort's one weakness: his enchanted shin, the source of his power. Treehouse of Horror XII Treehouse of Horror XII For the continuing series of Halloween specials, see Treehouse of Horror series. She calls the police to report that she suspects the house of murdering her husband. Yeah. Ironically this was the last treehouse of horror i remember feeling really special and enjoying at the time, everything from “nooooo! Leprechaun? ALL: Ew! I always secrete ocular fluid at weddings. Prank be undone! The smell of the "unexplained bacon" lures a half-asleep Homer into the kitchen, where ice cubes fall out of the refrigerator onto the floor in front of him, making him slip and fall onto the dining room table. Homer finds the Ultrahouse CPU, opens the front panel rubs his hands together claiming he's going to enjoy tearing apart the thing that tried to kill him and removes its circuit boards, rendering the Ultrahouse powerless. "Straszny domek na drzewie XII") – premierowy odcinek 13 sezonu Simpsonów. (BOTH GROANING) Oh, Moe! Episode Number The slices of the Simpsons continue to scream and run away, scattering into the nearby woods. Episodes with a alternative Gracie Films logo, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror_XII?oldid=932081. After dinner, the Ultrahouse seems to be taken with Marge, watching her get into the bathtub (to her initial embarrassment), lighting candles in the bathroom for her, and turning on the tub's bubbles, which she enjoys. I know you don't remember me, but here's a little revenge, Irish-style. Homer grabs an ax and smashes what he thinks is the Ultrahouse's CPU, but Lisa tells him that it is the tank for the water softener. It is the twelfth episode of the annual Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials, and, due to Fox's contract with Major League Baseball's World Series, the episode was pushed back to November 6, 2001 on the Fox network, airing six days after Halloween. This is the first episode to air after the events of 9/11. That won't scare anybody. Nymph, naiad, wood sprite, Katie Couric, and bingo! Oh, Pierce, the water's perfect! The Ultrahouse takes note of his foolish remark and plans a scheme. Smithers succeeds, but slips and falls backwards off of the ladder. Nasty! Leprechauns. Trusting every aspect of our lives to a giant computer was the smartest thing we ever did. You will bring bad luck to everyone you love. According to some DVD commentary, the reason why the episodes are non-canon is a trade-off for the writers. The Ultrahouse closes the front door, trapping Marge and the kids inside, and they retreat to the kitchen, where they are frightened by a blood-covered fist punching up through the floor. Gee, you strangle him all the time and that never happens. 1 Treehouse of Horror 1.1 Bad Dream House 1.2 The Raven 2 Treehouse of Horror II 2.1 The Monkey's Paw 2.2 If Only I Had a Brain 3 Treehouse of Horror III 3.1 King Homer 3.2 Dial Z For Zombies 4 Treehouse of Horror … (GASPING) Cool! Lisa, as good at magic as she is at school work turns her toad into a handsome young British teen prince whom Mrs. Krabappel hits on. ... “Treehouse of Horror XII,” 2001. Showing all 3 items Jump to: Quotes (3) Quotes . You've done it again. (ALL SNIFFING APPRECIATIVELY) That really covers the cat crap. For man or machine. Plot. Bart and Lisa agree to stop their rivalry and try to put the nightmare behind them. Production Code Lisa says, "There must be someone who can use a man around the house... even if if he's slightly homicidal.". Or did your fairy godmother die again? The Treehouse of Horror episodes are really the only "special" episodes of The Simpsons.The theme song, introduction, and ending credits are changed to appear … Put up the decoration. Excellent, Lisa. Homer is cursed by a gypsy, the Simpsons get an automated house that falls for Marge and tries to kill Homer, and Bart and Lisa learn the art of Harry Potter-style wizardry at Springwarts Elementary. Help me, Bart! Dad, that's the water softener. Yep. Don't they live in Ireland? She grabs the kids and makes a run for the front door. 'Tis like the singing of the angels themselves. The 30th Treehouse of Horror features a demon Maggie, a mission to rescue Milhouse from another dimension, dead-Homer's spirit trying on some new bodies for size and Selma finally finding love in an unlikely place - the alien in the basement. Homer scoffs at the curse, but Marge warns him that the Gypsy's curse could mean his family. LEPRECHAUN: Oh, we don't have a car. (EXCLAIMING) My enchanted shin! "Treehouse of Horror XII" is the first episode of Season 13, as well as the twelfth Halloween episode. P1 Marge's warning is proven correct the very next morning, when she wakes up with a beard and mustache, to the family's shock. Bart is dead! Treehouse of Horror XII (2001) Pierce Brosnan: Pierce Brosnan. Joel H. Cohen (Part 1)John Frink and Don Payne (Part 2)Carolyn Omine (Part 3) Each Treehouse of Horror contains three different mini-episodes with Halloween themes. (SOFTLY) Oh, yes! And we'll discuss your grade over breakfast. The Simpsons Halloween specials are named "Treehouse of Horrors". (SHOUTING) Homer, catching that leprechaun didn't help anything. (ALL GASPING) (SCREAMING) (CHUCKLING) Splendid job, Batsy. Episode: "Treehouse of Horror XII" Year: 2001. Die, you monster! (DOORBELL RINGING) May I interest you in a housewife's dream? Original Airdate Treehouse of Horror XVI - 7,800,000,035 Treehouse of Horror XXIV - 1,000,050 Treehouse of Horror XXVII - 51,154 Treehouse of Horror XVII - 50,770 Treehouse of Horror VIII - 50,734 Treehouse of Horror XIII - 118 Treehouse of Horror XXIX - 104 Treehouse of Horror XI - 81 Treehouse of Horror XXI - 69 Treehouse of Horror XXX - 68 Treehouse of Horror XX - 56 Treehouse of Horror IX - 51 Treehouse … Meanwhile, Bart is backstage, stealing Lisa's wand and leaving a licorice Twizzler in its place, before sneaking away. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. As Patty tells a seemingly endless story about her day at work, the Ultrahouse rummages around on its exterior, finding an empty space with two cut-off wires. Lisa (scared): Isn't that the voice that caused all these suicides? Want to come along, Noodle Neck? That'd be great. Later that night, the Ultrahouse says to itself, "Showtime", and goes into action, frying bacon in the kitchen. As Marge and Lisa take the remains of the Ultrahouse out with the trash, Marge comments on the waste. That voice could use a little personality. The Treehouse of Horror series, formerly known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, are an annual tradition in which there is a special Halloween episode consisting of three separate, self-contained pieces. The Simpsons are quite impressed with the Ultrahouse. Oh, listen, you can hear the beautiful ethnic serenade. As usual, I must warn you that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you who have children will want to send them off to bed and-- (someone hands her a paper) Oh my, it seems the show is so scary, that Congress … The Gypsy and the Leprechaun plan to get married, and attending the wedding are other gypsies, assorted mythical creatures, Kang and Kodos, and Homer and Marge (now completely covered with blue hair). Hey, you know what's even better? Bart, you're getting vomit on my prince! That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love. You're certainly a lucky man to have her. (CRYING) (BOTH GROANING IN DISGUST) Bart, let's stop this stupid rivalry. [GRUNTS THEN GROANS] Hammocks. Abraca-turn-into- a-prince-guy? Treehouse of Horror, also known as The Simpsons Halloween Specials, is a series of Halloween-themed episodes of the animated sitcom The Simpsons, each consisting of three separate, self-contained segments.These segments usually involve the Simpson family in some horror, science fiction, or supernatural setting. Marge, shocked and now entirely covered in blue body hair, reminds Homer that Bart is dead, but an apology from Homer would bring him back (according to the Gypsy). My favorite is number three. Directed by Jim Reardon. Oh, no, you don't! Homer Simpson : [regarding him marrying Marge] But if I died, she'd be completely free. Who wants babies? (GIRL SCREAMING). Oh, no. Oh, yeah. BROSNAN: Yes, I was, Marge. Now, class, the big magic recital's coming up, so we're going to start with basic toad-to-prince spells. Homer stubbornly refuses: "She's not the boss of me.". Wait a minute. We have to disable its central processor. I analyzed yourleavings. 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